oliverparkerisadad:

“Do you have any special skills?”

I can turn a simple task into a month long cycle of procrastination and disappointment

cozyqueen:

anime:

don’t trust people who are friends with people who have mistreated you in the past

9/10 they’ve already talked about it behind ur back n agreed u were “overreacting”

the-yolocaust:

“your password is weak” fuck you

ashra-nae:

Watching documentaries and making out on the couch is my kind of date